Penname: MutedTempest [Contact] Real name: Heather J. Watkins
Member Since: April 24, 2008
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neatfreak, agoraphobic social anxiety bipolar emo dyke with an inferiority complex that's read far too many books and tries to use pretty words too often

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Summary: A deserted remote island. Dozens of hot lesbians. One crazy heiress and an unlimited supply of weapons. What could possibly go wrong?
Battle Royale
Categories: Crossover, The L Word, Shenny, Group Fic
Characters: Alice Pieszecki, Bette Porter, Carmen de la Pica Morales, Cherie Jaffe, Cindi Tucker, Dana Fairbanks, Dawn Denbo, Eva "Papi" Torres, Helena Peabody, Jenny Schecter, Kit Porter, Lara Perkins, Marina Ferrer, Mark Wayland, Molly Kroll, Original character, Shane McCutcheon, Tina Kennard
Genres: action, adventure, AU, drama, friendship, mystery, romance, thriller
Spoilers up through: None
Warnings: angst, character death, strong language, violence
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23725 Read Count: 47338
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
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Date: May 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Prologue

I first started reading this in 2006 when I got into this fandom, and I still love it. Every time I see that you've updated I get a huge happy. This is really, really great.

Author's Response: If you read it before, it means you read the very very old version, and not the edited version. And that\'s very very bad, because the first version was totally horrible lol. But thanks anyway, you\'re sweet lol

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Date: May 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - It's in the blood

This will sound retarded. Fair warning. I really liked it. And I wanna know what's going on.

Author's Response: Haha, what\'s going on with what?

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Date: May 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Is this what you want?

Well, you're right, I do hate Carmen even more now. lol. This is great!

Author's Response: We could start a hate-carmen-club! Nah... that would be like, immature lol

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Date: May 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - I don't even know you

YAY! Carmen's gone!!! She sucks. I hope she trips in a giant snake hole and perishes.

Author's Response: Hmm... Maybe that could be arranged? I have better plans though. I think you might like them.

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Date: May 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Nothing but silence

This is so freaking good. For real.

Author's Response: Big kiss to yooooou!

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Date: May 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Be tender with me, baby

Why did you tell me this wasn't interesting? It is too! lol. I love it, but I love all of these so that shouldn't be surprising.

Author's Response: But chapter 10 is so booooring! Nothing happens! The others are better. Thanks though lol, you silly!

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Date: May 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Interlude

how is this boring? you're a silly. this is really interesting, and although I'm confused, I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm dumb. lol. I love flashbacks, and this one is great. So, yeah. This is great. Have I mentioned that I hate leaving comments? I sound more retarded than when I try to say Sweden.

Author's Response: Well, if something confuses you, you can always just ask me since you talk to me like 25 hours a day. And you\'re not dumb, the story is meant to be confusing, that\'s why it\'s in the mystery category. Would be interesting to see if someone can figure it out before I reveal everything XD And \"Sweden\" sounds retarded whoever says it, so there. And thanks ^___^

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Date: June 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - What happens in the playground stays in the playground

Awwww, yay Ferdinand!! And yay Jane for being all climby. You know I heart this immensely.

Author's Response: Haha, well you're the one who came up with his name, so go you! Thanks ^_^

Summary: FeatureIn an alternate universe Season 5, Jenny and Shane try to hide their relationship from their friends. In theory it shouldn't be that hard, but they have a friend named Alice...
This is Treasure

Categories: The L Word, Shenny
Characters: Alice Pieszecki, Bette Porter, Jenny Schecter, Jodi Lerner, Max Sweeney, Shane McCutcheon, Shay McCutcheon, Sounder II, Tasha Williams, Tina Kennard
Genres: comedy, drama, friendship, romance, what if...
Spoilers up through: TLW Season 5
Warnings: angst, strong language
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52896 Read Count: 59275
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2009
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Date: May 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - My all

LOL at you linking to your typos! I totally just choked on my soda for like the fifth time today, but it was completely worth it.

You know I love this. It's cute as hell, and funny and sweet and a bunch of other good adjectives too. But now you've left me with a cliffhanger. *shakes fist* I suppose I can forgive you though.

Author's Response: I HAD to link to my typos! People deserve somethiing to laugh at if they read through all that stuff. \r\n\r\nAnd I happen to like making people hang off cliffs. And then they can stay there for about 4 months until I suddenly decide to help them back up again. I\'m just really really nice that way, aren\'t I?\r\n\r\nAnd THANKIES!

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Date: May 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - No way to say

You already know how much I love this, but I'm saying it again. So there. You're so awesome at this and you don't even know it.

Author's Response: You\'re sweet, thanks. And what you just said goes for you too.